Meet the Analyst – Zack Heaney

Meet The Analyst.

Name: Zack Heaney

Title: Marketing, Analyst

How long have you been strategizing/analyzing/ producing straight fire at Net Conversion?

 1.5 years, omg a year and half…that’s crazy

Favorite moment at Net Conversion so far?

Ohhhh…..might be biased but the Summer Camp was pretty awesome. Definitely one for the books.

Who do you admire most at Net Con that’s not on your team?

I’m going to have to go with Justin Russell. Very smart, very good at his job and he’s also a great guy. “So you have a man crush on him?” Yea Totally

What day of the week are you most like?

That’s tough…probably Thursday. I like to jump the gun, look forward to the weekend – start a little early sometimes. What can I say, it’s an exciting day – it’s the last serious day of the week. 

What are your go to hot dog toppings?

Ohhh – straight ketchup – nice and simple. No nonsense, no pickles, no relish. 

If you won the lottery, what would be your first, second and third stop?

  1. Orange County Pet Center
  2. Gigantic Farm in Orlando (this is where i would put all the dogs)
  3. The U-Haul Store to get the Dogs

Oh wait….and get money in the bank.

She’s a perfect 10…buttttt?

She’s a perfect 10 butttt she doesn’t like dogs. 

What is one job you know you would be fired at?

Landscaping – it would be a nightmare.

If you needed to give an impromptu TED talk about any topic, what would it be?

I haven’t earned the privilege to do a TED talk yet. Ask me again in 10yrs. 

What does your best day ever look like?

Wake up late, sleep in, drink cafe con leche, probably chill and watch football all day. Maybe catch a F1 race in the morning if there is one going on. 

What’s something we’d be surprised to learn about you?

I’m Cuban and I can speak Spanish, kinda out of left field. 

If you had to enter a dance battle, name your #1 song you’d eat up.

A dance battle…I mean I’m pretty average, but I can hold my ground, so I’ll go with Tití Me Preguntó by Bad Bunny.

Where and what is your dream house?

Lakehouse in Minnesota

Are you a ½ cup empty or ½ cup full kind of guy?

 ½ full all the way.

Anything else you want your fans to know?

I’m trying to start a trend on Friday where we wear Birkenstocks. So join me on Fridays with your Birkksss!

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