Meet the Analyst – Holden Heyser

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Name –  Scott Holden Heyser, but everyone knows me as Holden  

Title –  SEO Specialist

How long have you been strategizing/analyzing/producing straight fire at Net Conversion? 

Nov 3rd 2019 was the day I got hired, so roughly a year and a quarter 

What clients do you produce this straight fire for?

We are currently offering SEO services to 16 different clients 

How do you think your family and friends would describe you?

Depends on the person or friend, but I think they’d say I’m very talented and smart. Those close to me think I’m technically savvy, and have a lot of strange knowledge. Some others may include creative, funny, quick witted… Oh! & a very very good cook!

Team Jet or Team Yacht?

100% Team Jet – I would live in my jet if I have to. 

What skill, if any, have you picked up during quarantine?

How to be a better loser – I have a very strong competitive streak and when I was younger I was a really sore loser. I’m talking about, flipping the game board type of sore loser. So during quarantine I’ve learned a bit more humility when it comes to games and being okay with losing, but being  happy that i’m around family is what matters.

What did you think was cool then, but definitely isn’t cool now?

Surfer haircuts. I had one until 8th grade but in reality, it was really just a bowl cut. Once I finally transitioned out of my surfer cut phase, I really brought in the ladies with my new spiky hair-do. 

What is something we would never guess about you?

I had a job cleaning planes and people are disgusting. Eight years ago I was trying to get a job in the airline industry but there weren’t any good front facing openings, so I worked the graveyard shifts and cleaned planes when they we’re done flying for the day.

Do you set one alarm or multiple alarms to wake up in the morning?

1 alarm, but more than likely it’ll be snoozed multiple times 

If you were reincarnated as a famous landmark, what would it be?

Stonehenge. It’s pure, natural, and for how long it has stood the test of time. Also because people can’t touch it. 

If you were a crayon color, existing or something new, what would you be?

I’d be the crayon inside the crayon box that a kid left outside in the sun for hours so it melted together with 7 other crayons. The color would be called Holden, and it would resemble a rainbow crayon but none of the colors would match up like a proper rainbow, they would be all mixed a weird way.

What 3 famous people, living or dead, would you want at your fantasy dinner party?

Salvatore Dali would be interesting, creative, and have a lot to say. Steven Hawking would bring science topics and space theoreticals.  Jim Morrison, because he is musically inclined, very poetic and crazy.

Anything else you want your fans to know?

I appreciate your support – love you guys – everything I do is for you!  Hit a boy up if you need something, I got you! 

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